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i-keep-having-dreams:

banknote:

Genuinely might shit myself

Ugly laugh at this every time I see it, what a guy
nocakeno:

miataylorxoxo:

my mom always tells me I’m gonna be one of those old ladies with pastel hair..she’s 100% correct

  #follow for more pastel grandma

dekutree:

one piece is dumb because they spend 500 episodes looking for one piece when they can just go to kfc and get a 3 piece combo w/ 2 sides for 5.99

(via pleadingthefilth)

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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(via lustyargonianwarrior)

australiansanta:

u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice

(via cooliesturl)

sokkasass:

apriki:

hands down my fave bit of rotk is when the ring’s been destroyed and mordor is like collapsing in on itself and sauron is freaking the fuck out

but all he can do is swivel his giant eye around

he’s like guys

what’s happening guys

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GUYS

I THINK MY TOWER IS COLLAPSING

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GUYS IM SERIOUS

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LITTLE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED

#911 what is your emergency #YES THIS IS THE DARK LORD SAURON #MY FORTRESS AT BARA-DUR IS COLLAPSING????? PLEASE SEND HELP

(via princess--derp)

sluttyoliveoil:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

make it rain
naturepunk:

hometown-unicorn:

My eye caught a dark form lying on the river bottom. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I had stumbled upon. Lying peacefully in the shallow waters of the river, only a few meters from shore, was a full-grown cougar. The contrast between the serenity of the scene I was witnessing and what must have played out here in the cougar’s final moments made me shiver. It was the first shiver of many, as I stripped down and waded out into the icy water to get this shot. x

HOLY HELL WHAT A FIND. This is one of my favorite photos ever now.